Overheard in the Living Room


Lev was holding Baby Vanya and cooing at him.  Then suddenly, he said, "What if there was a booger that was as big as Baby Vanya's head?"  To which I said, "Have you ever seen a nose that was sufficient to accommodate such a huge booger?"  Then he grinned mischievously and said, "What if there was a booger that was as big as the whole world."

I guess logic doesn't apply when a boy contemplates enormous boogers.

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