Matushka Impia's Snark: What NOT to Say to Newlyweds

At the wedding reception: When are you going to have kids?

When they get back from the honeymoon: So, pregnant yet?

When you haven't been informed of a pregnancy within their first six months of marriage: You're not using birth control are you?!

When a couple who got married after them announces a pregnancy before them: Your turn next!

Also, avoid making reference to other people's love making habits or pregnancies or lack thereof on Facebook. We don't hang out the bloody sheet anymore, people.

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